I don't like sex scenes

Ok I'm gonna do a patronising blog post because although I'm super sleepy, I refuse to sleep yet! I must fight my jet lag!

So erm I shall blog about how I don't like sex scenes in movies or tv shows.

And "sex scene" includes the prelude to sex ie passionate kissing and the hasty removal of clothes etc.

I used to like them. Sex scenes I mean...

when i was young..i naive..it was a little treat for me... Oh... so that's how she got pregnant. Coz he kissed her and they fell into the bed together!

And then when I was 16 or so I thought hey! I could try sneaking into the R rated movies! It'd be sooooooo cool! Wow! Naked people on the big screen!! So exciting!

And somewhere in between 18 changed to "meh..." and now it's "Geez not another fucking sex scene. Why must ALL movies have at least one?"

No really... Why? Do people really enjoy watching kisses? I sure as hell don't, especially when it's some exciting plot ie we are about to find out who the murderer is and the two leads decide to get it on.

I just want the plot to go on and the mystery to be solved; conflict to be resolved. OK?

And as far as I'm concerned all kisses look the same to me!! Even the famed kiss in The Notebook, one of my favourite shows, I couldn't care less about. So it's in the rain and it symbolizes a sealing of their love. That's interesting only for 2 seconds, after that it's too long.